Sense Sonnet - Chiller

Mom and Pop Facebook

The State of the Net survey found
Millions of Facebook users who
Are less than age 13 around
(Strange 'tis the fact the survey knew!)
Well let's let parents off the hook,
And make Facebook the one who must
Keep the dear kiddies off Facebook.
There are ways to do this, we trust.
The kid must give his or her age.
If the kid lies, Facebook will know
Like a lie detector does gauge.
If underage the kid no go.

For lying, punishment is set.
The kid is grounded from the Net.