Sense Sonnet - Steamer

'Tis the Season to be Taxed

Politically incorrect
To say "Merry Christmas" out loud.
A noise pollution with effect
Of causing an offensive cloud.
The Whos of Whoville said these words,
And got the big bad Grinch uptight.
To the powers that be absurds,
The Grinch appealed and got the right
To levy a pollution tax
Upon each and every Who,
Who did voice "Merry Christmas" acts.
So nasty for that Grinch to be.

Whos can say words that Grinch offend
If Whos pay taxes at the end.