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Old Videos Never Die

The USS Enterprise saw
Its captain of ship hit the fan
When videos caused shock and awe,
So sacrifice this navy man
Said the powers that be at sea,
Relieving him of his command
For being oh so un p.c.
And viral outrage has been fanned.
The captain had to lose his ship
To keep the peace for p.c. sake.
Hear ye ship captains - here's a tip.
Re videos - don't ask, don't make.

P.C. tattletales ever lurk
Torpedoing a Captain Kirk.