Sense Sonnet - Acher

Obama Be Sorry

I'm sorry that we lost the House,
Some senators and governors.
The economy is the louse
That's causing me these awful scores.
I'm sorry for the Tea Party
Trying to poop on my parade.
Clingers to guns and bibles be
A blocking my lib motorcade.
I'm sorry Nancy has to go
From speaker to speak less in back.
Harry somehow survived, ya know,
But he's still a bit of a quack.

I'm sorry for the time I spent
Being a sorry President.