Sense Sonnet - Pumper

Smilin' Ann

Ann Coulter chuckles kind of glib
While spewing venom round and round
At the flavor of the day lib,
Knowing that each and ev'ry sound
Is a ca ching for her next book.
Her un p.c. ness is her brand
That in her spew stew she can cook
Ever spicier, never bland.
She says she wants to make libs cry.
What better way to make big bucks?
When she sees an incoming pie,
She smiles at it and then she ducks.

Yes, Ann Coulter has her own style -
Bash for cash - do it with a smile.