Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Used Star

Do you yearn a celebrity
That you would really like to meet?
Then just come in and talk to me.
I've got some deals that can't be beat.
How about a Larry King live?
But better hurry for this one.
It hinges on his seventh wive,
Who's nearing the end of her run.
Makes and models - many to choose.
Some famous are like rolling dice.
Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.
I got your dream pick for a price.

Selling my intros to the stars,
It's kind of like selling used cars.