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Tweet Secrete

I read a tweet in a rainstorm
From the astronaut, Neil Armstrong.
It said that something was abnorm,
That an asteroid had veered wrong,
And now was heading straight for Earth,
And when it hit most likely 'twould
End human life for what it's worth.
This tweet surely did not sound good -
These characters of astro end.
Maybe Neil was just tweeting crap
To pull a fast one on a friend.
Just then there was a thunderclap.

'Twas such a scary circumstance,
I had no choice but pee my pants.