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Bloomy v Butt

If Bloomberg had been mayor back
In the good ol' nifties fifties,
Like Mad Men he'd carry his pack
Like one of his extremities.
'Cause if he tried to take away
The cigs from city folk back then,
He'd been put out in an ashtray,
And never to butt in again.
But Bloomberg exists in a time
When brainwashed city folk believe
All unhealthy should be a crime.
Give up some freedoms to achieve.

Buttinsky Bloomberg nanny struts,
To save all, no ifs, ands or butts.