Sense Sonnet - Acher

Snooki Snub

Jersey Shore Snooki has been dissed
Twice by the U.S. President.
First, on a too tan to tax list,
Told as a joke by the chief gent,
And reported around the world.
Then to the Prez while on the View,
The so profound question was hurled,
Did he believe Snooki could do
Wasilla mayoral duties?
To which the President replied,
Snooki? Who's this Snooki, please?
When poor Snooki heard, oh she cried.

And here's what Snooki had to say,
"I'm gonna tan my tears away."