Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Hills Bills

Chelsea Clinton is getting wed,
Supposedly sometime this year.
It will be an expensive spread.
Millions of dollars of bliss cheer.
The Clintons have plenty of dough,
But the State Department has more.
What if the wedding costs did flow
To taxpayers - who's keeping score?
Perhaps the missing stemware is
In the warehouse awaiting use
At Chelsea's wedding. It's just biz
By ins to cash out in abuse.

Charge the State Department party -
Diplomatic immunity.