Sense Sonnet - Chiller

Nutty

There's some sort of nutty disease
That's being spread around the world.
Nuts - the kind from bushes and trees
Are making people act all squirreled.
Some strange mass addiction makes odd
The public who can't get enough
Nuts in and outside of the bod,
Wherever one a nut can stuff.
Doctors and scientists would be
Trying to find a cure for this,
But they are much too busy
Caught up in their own nutty bliss.

It's for real, no ifs, ands, or buts,
Human beings are going nuts.