Sense Sonnet - Chiller

Off On the Wrong Foot

I went to Make Mine a Milljon
Bucks Bizness so I could compete.
My biz plan was a winning one -
A new wild wilderness retreat.
I was uniquely qualified
To make this venture so awesome,
Never before customer tried.
My elevator pitch did hum.
I made eye contact and did smile.
Attention center I did be,
But something was off with my style,
'Cause ev'rybody ran from me.

My get rich plans all went kaput.
Networking's not for this Bigfoot.