Sense Sonnet - Acher

My Clutter

My Mom and Dad evicted me.
My boss gave to me the pink slip.
My lover said bye bye baby.
My best friend ended the friendship.
My bartender cut off my tab.
My bookie will not take my bets.
My cabbie locked doors to the cab.
My dog is not around for pets.
My lawyer said to go to jail.
My preacher said to jail ditto.
My bondsman would not give me bail.
My last dumper was my shadow.

My used to be count ons mutter,
My presence has become clutter.