Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Mixed Results

Under Armour and Thinsulate,
Cold weather stuff for warmth to wear,
I'd heard that both were really great
Holding in body heat close there.
I decided to test it out,
And covered with both double laid,
In a freezer I walked about,
The fibers on me tickles made.
My giggles soon turned to chagrin.
I tried the door to no avail.
I'd managed to lock myself in.
I'd soon be toast from head to tail.

When I was found my face was blue,
My covered body was cooked through.