Sense Sonnet - Acher

Cig Gig

The President may not keep count
Of the number of cigarettes
He smokes. Others track the amount.
Secret Service aids and abets
The bad habit by keeping mum
Details of the President's smoke,
Especially keeping it from
Mrs. Obama. It's no joke.
She wants the President to quit.
When the President's puffing's done,
The butt is guarded 'cause the spit
Can't be found by just anyone.

For national security,
Obama butts - top secrecy.