Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Flu Prep

Mancow and Pinkeye Pat prepare
For the swine flu, by rubbing up
Against each other, pressing there
To feel which has the bigger cup.
With fitted baby blue face masks
Meant to keep all those germs at bay.
Of course any smart, sane germ asks
"Why would I want to go their way?"
Latex gloves of yellowish tint,
One hand of Pat's says, "Let's take five."
Flipping the bird, the message sent
By Mancow. The duo do jive.

And the swine are preparing too
For the Mancow/Cassidy flu.