Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Intercourse

Cassidy and Mancow can clown
About the feely stuff they do
To one another in boystown.
Some listeners wonder if it's true.
They Brokeback forth and back so much
Over and over ev'ry show.
Lips winking "Sometimes When We Touch,"
Their current team song - doncha know!
And of course the duo does spat,
Spewing insults over the air -
"Mancow's whiny," "Cassidy's fat,"
Hyping their odd coupling affair.

Mancow and Cassidy, same sex,
One on one, both orally vex.