Sense Sonnet - Chiller

Date Rate

Vampire or werewolf - which to date?
What a deep decision to make.
Assuming that the beast is straight,
And not just one more macho flake.
And assuming the date's at night,
'Cause we know that a vampire smokes
When caught out in the bright sunlight.
And werewolves being full moon blokes,
That would be a to do to check.
A gal's prom is a one time thing.
So go girl with one, what the heck,
That's gonna give you one grand fling.

'Cause either date could be a dud.
A choice of ripped flesh or drained blood.