Sense Sonnet - Pumper

Present

There was a terrible car crash.
The victim was identified
By authorities acting rash,
Not checking out the one who died.
Two days later, I got the news,
And went to the funeral to
Be with my older sister who's
My only family. I knew
She'd freak out when I did appear.
My sister looked at me and said,
"Oh God, what are you doing here?"
"The coronor said you were dead."

A mistaken identity,
And the funeral was for me.