Sense Sonnet - Steamer

Hot Air

Michael Jordan was playing golf
On a San Francisco golf course.
He relied on his caddie, Rolf,
To be his oft providing source
Of a cigar which Mike puffed on
While he continued with his game.
The city's greenies pounced upon
The basketball's most famous name,
And scolded Mike for daring to
Puff away in a public place.
Mike could continue to play through,
But only with a smoke free face.

Spare the air, Jordan. Frisco yearns
To be a city free of burns.