Sense Sonnet - Pumper

Windex to Sainthood

"The Smell of Virtue" is research
Done to determine if Windex
Is the same as going to church
By having some "do good" effects.
When the cleaner with citrus smell
Was sprayed about with one test troop,
These participants did quite well
In acting fairly as a group,
Compared with those who did not get
A spritzing of the clean smell stuff.
The makers of Windex, I bet,
Are happy with this, sure enough.

If I am careful to smell clean,
Then I am less apt to act mean!