Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Jumpin'

So Oprah said to Tommy Cruise
Before he came onto her show.
"Tom, I need you to make some news."
"Ratings are going kind of slow."
So later in the interview,
On the latest love of Tom's life,
He went competely flipperoo,
Expounding on his future wife.
Tommy leaped clear out of his chair,
As Oprah's jaw dropped to the floor.
Tom literally took to the air,
A touchy, feely feast galore.

Yes, Tommy on the couch did jump.
Yes, Oprah's ratings got a bump.