Sense Sonnet - Steamer

Back Off Bloomy

Groundhog Day - a human goof fest.
They call me Staten Island Chuck.
The New York mayor and the rest
Showed up on cue to run amok.
I was enjoying a nice nap,
When Bloomberg grabbed me round my butt.
I was in no mood for this crap.
He kept on, so I bit the nut.
I know I've got a job to do,
But seeing this Bloomberg bozo,
Who just cut funding to my zoo,
Just made me go crazy - you know?

I guess that mayor billionaire
Now knows to handle me with care.