Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Doing Business

Behind a bush, a wolf was seen
By the Little Red Riding Hood.
"What big eyes you have - you look mean,"
She called. The wolf ran through the wood.
Later, Red saw that wolf once more,
Down in some tall grass. "What big ears"
"You have," she yelled, and off he tore.
Red keeps on walking. Then appears
That same wolf squat behind a tree.
"What big teeth you have," Red asserts.
"You must have bad in mind for me."
The wolf sighs, and then he blurts.

"Will you get lost you little frump?"
"Leave me in peace to take a dump."