Sense Sonnet - Pumper

Have Held Up Well

Discovery of the New World,
I, Christopher Columbus, top
The list of comers that unfurled.
Asians, Vikings - an early crop.
Polynesian speculation
Gets some press. Also a known name
From each European nation.
But none of them attained the fame
Of yours truly in scope and time.
Just Google me and you will see
That I shine bright in light of lime.
No one comes close to besting me.

My legend really has gone far.
Thanks to the punch of good P.R.