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A congressman was asked about
How he stood on drinking liquor.
He replied that he had no doubt
That it was a demon for sure,
A source of good holiday cheer,
A polluter of body whole,
A tax source for pork projects, dear,
An ally of the sinner's soul,
A shield against the weather's chill,
A cause of grief for family,
A source of voters' jobs to fill.
For or against, yes certainly.

That is my position on booze,
Depending on which one I choose.