Sense Sonnet - Steamer

That's Why!

After 911 we said
Bin Laden's gonna be caught,
Maybe alive or maybe dead,
Just a matter of time we thought.
50 million dollars reward -
Somebody's gonna rat him out,
Who knows where he's got room and board.
But more time passes, more the doubt.
We can find water on Mars, but
Cannot seem to find this bad dude.
Government spooks reply "tut tut,"
When asked - as though the question's rude.

Why not catch this bin Laden guy?
"Because he's been hidin' - that's why!"