Sense Sonnet - Pumper

One for the Guys

A medical study came out
Recently, about the prostate,
Stating that with but little doubt,
Masturbation's effect is great
In sucking out from the small gland
The stuff that oft makes cancerous
This organ that is wholly manned,
Strickening too many of us.
So men, put those muscles to flex,
No longer in guilt or in grief.
Experts say that this safest sex
Is giving double dosed relief.

It's for good health of us, mankind.
Forget that Moms said we'd go blind.