Sense Sonnet - Pumper

Gotta Be Me

I wanted to evolve my way;
Live underwater more than not;
Lay eggs for the parent role play;
Then feed my young uns milk a lot.
I tripped with humans for a while.
They didn't want a beaver tail,
Or duck like bill to form the smile,
Or snake like venom to impale.
The truth of humans soon was known.
They were just too boring for me.
I could do better on my own.
So I chose to part company.

Listen humans. Hear me roar loud.
I am Platypus. I am proud.