Sense Sonnet - Steamer

Wind Some, Lose Some

My secretary was a prud.
She did not appreciate me,
And the fact that I was the dude
Who ruled her job security.
She said I treated her like dirt.
If this continued to occur,
My boss she would have to alert.
I turned so my back was to her,
And farted loudly from my rear.
Then I heard a masculine sound,
Followed by words I cringed to hear,
Very slowly I turned around.

There stood a customer of mine.
I'm in the unemployment line.