Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Equal Opportunity Employer

The dog saw a "Help Wanted" sign,
So he went inside to apply.
Just because he was a canine
Should not right off disqualify.
The boss agreed and interviewed,
Telling the dog what was required.
The dog showed quite good aptitude
For skills needed for getting hired.
Indeed the boss was quite impressed,
And said that he would hire the dog.
But first there was a final test -
Do bilingual dialogue.

The dog replied with a "Bow Wow,"
And followed up with a "Meow."