Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Hef the Ref

For years the magazine, Playboy,
Had stars in or around the P.
It was surmised to be a ploy
To check the centerfold to see
How Hugh Hefner had rated her.
One to twelve being the best;
If in the P, one could infer
She had thus taken Hef's bed test.
If low in number and outside
The P, that meant the centerfold,
Though not Hef bedded certified,
Still had some assets to behold.

The stars were later found to be
Advertisement locality.