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Franklin Roosevelt did chain smoke,
And drank martinis like a fish.
He was an adulterous bloke,
With a mistress as a side dish.
Winston Churchill slept until noon,
After nightly brandied up drunk.
A gluttonous hot air balloon,
Smoked opium and other junk.
Adolph Hitler ate sensibly.
Did not smoke or drink alcohol.
He was sworn to celibacy,
Was disciplined in habits all.

If these guys were around today,
What would the pundits have to say?