Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Strings Attached

Jack Benny was a comic great;
As violinist, he was not.
Though sometimes labelled a cheapskate,
His violin was worth a lot.
Invited to a fancy fling
At the White House to entertain;
He brought along his sidekick string.
Waiting for clearance to obtain,
Benny held the large case with care.
The guard inquired of him in fun,
"Is that a weapon you've got there?"
Benny deadpanned, "Yes, it's a gun."

"Okay, Mr. Benny - come in;"
"As long as there's no violin."