Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 Popular No Show

I do avoid the crowds a lot,

But want the crowds to think of me

As type of person to be sought

As being quite good company.

So a difficult line to walk,

Being deemed a popular one,

Without having to make much talk,

But still impress as full of fun.

So when my appearance is asked,

At making excuses I'm skilled.

For saying no, I'm well tasked

In ways and means that are fun filled.

I have no intention to go,

But want invitations to show.