Sense Sonnet - Tickler

 Expect of Me

A pregnant tuna fish swims by

A pregnant bigfoot in a float.

Chugging beer after beer have I,

So I am passed out in the boat,

Expecting Mommas make me think

Of my sweet Momma, bless her soul,

Who said expecting me she'd drink

A beer six pack as daily goal,

To assure that I would pop out,

And nurse on beer that Momma poured.

Bigfoot and tuna hoped no doubt

For better than this drunk on board.

What they're expecting, turns out be

When I wake up, hungover me.