Sense Sonnet - Steamer

 I Got the Microphone

I've a microphone now in hand

To give my side, and none too soon,

So the public can understand

I'm the victim of Looney Tune.

So called hero Roadrunner is

But a beeper who's full of bleep,

Always abusing me, gee whiz.

Just self defense against that creep

Who's bribed the cartoon writers with

Making a villain out of me.

I'm a lovable guy, no myth,

Really Saint Wile E. Coyote.

Using the Acme microphone,

It blew me up, I should have known.