Sense Sonnet - Steamer

 Wedding Mess

Clara Bell proposed to Grant Ted,

And he accepted right away.

So off to church they went to wed.

Maid of Honor, Cherry Sundae,

And Bud Weiser was the Best Man.

Grant gave Bud some money to buy

A ring, but Bud thought better plan,

To buy a keg of beer supply,

Which Bud began to drink non stop,

Then with Cherry, started to fight.

Bud, whipped, creamed, Cherry on top,

Making the preacher quite uptight.

Grant Ted, Clara Bell had no ring,

And so was postponed their wedding.