Sense Sonnet - Tickler

 Here Ye Beheading

On the balcony stood the king.

Jester snuck behind, pinched his butt.

The king turned and began shouting,

"Jester, you are a sicko nut."

The king ordered the jester be

Beheaded in the public square,

For royal assault and battery.

All the kingdom's subjects were there.

As the jester was led to death,

He shouted jokes out to the crowd,

And to the king with his last breath

Told final joke so bad and loud.

Last punchline from the guillotine,

"I really meant to pinch the queen!"