Sense Sonnet - Acher

 My Final Stretch

The wife, stranger than her norm strange,

Was told by my mother in law,

A hit on her I did arrange,

And for the wife, the final straw.

I looked the wife in her face straight,

Thinking this a strategic way

To boldly lie to my mad mate,

Cuz from the truth I needed stray.

My mother in law, such a strain,

Always telling the wife truth that

Always caused the wife to complain

My being a cheating tom cat.

I guess that is why I'm now here,

Laid out in this morgue stratosphere.