Sense Sonnet - Tickler

 "Dog Eat Your Supper"

"Dog eat your supper," Dog I told.

But Dog, she just did bark at me

That she didn't like supper cold,

As supper I served her did be.

"Dog I sure don't have time for this."

"Heat your supper and I'll be late."

But Dog, she just did bark a dis

For me not caring how she ate.

"Dog, you let go of my pants leg."

But Dog through her teeth, she just growled.

And no matter how hard I'd beg,

Dog would not let go, once felt fouled.

I win no debates with my pup,

And I heated her supper up.