Sense Sonnet - Tickler

 My Wife's Food Craving

I went to court with the wife for

A shoplifting charge that she faced.

A can of peaches from a store

She stole cuz of a craving taste

For, she told the judge who then found

Her guilty and sentenced her span

Of three days in jail to be bound,

Since three peaches were in the can

That she stole, she started to yell.

I knew somehow she would blame me

When she came home, life would be hell.

A witness, the judge let me be,

"Your Honor, may I mention please,"

"The wife stole too a can of peas."