Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 My Guy

My Mistah Cheetah spoils me so,

Does all the housework, letting me

Lounge by the pool getting more glow

To sexy creature that I be.

And when I'm thirsty, Hubby serves

Me a low calorie cocktail,

So not to fatten my tight curves,

And keep in shape for my prime male.

He runs around so fast somehow,

While he's pampering me a lot.

Yes, Hubby is this cat's meow.

On him I would not change a spot.

I am a gal with perfect guy,

Never cheetah on him would I.