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 One, Two or Alladay?

February 22nd,

President Washington's birthday.

Holiday cuz U.S. reckoned,

By George, he won for U.S.A.

But then President Lincoln came,

And born in February too.

Now the third Monday gets the claim,

So lots of employees can do

A three day weekend of time off.

Twelve states count all the Presidents.

At this feds and other states scoff,

Only George, this day represents.

In heaven, George and Abe no doubt

Chuckle over glasses of stout.