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 Business Cards

My Valentine's Day routine be

To get 500 pink cards and

Write a short poem lovingly.

Then with sweet scented perfume brand,

Spritz each card so that there's a smell

Strong to flow through the entire house

To pique curiosity well

Of both recipient and spouse.

I sign each of the cards "Guess Who?"

Then to Mr. or Mrs. I

Send out the 500 cards to,

Hoping one party will reply.

The reason that I do this is

Good for this divorce lawyer's biz.