Sense Sonnet - Tickler

 Reality Checkup

With urination woes I went

To Doc in hopes to get a cure.

"Dose of reality," did vent

Doc, as I did listen to her.

"Global warming's destroying all."

"Unknown pandemics any time."

"Nuclear war's about to fall."

"Law and order can't stop high crime,"

Doc continued with her tirade

Of warnings with her high pitched rants,

Then chuckled at success she'd made

When she saw that I'd peed my pants.

Doc gave her prescription for me,

A dose of dire rhetoric be.