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 My First "Kiss"

My first kiss I am asked about

Happened when I was a babe, so

Whether a kiss or not, I doubt

Was something that I yet did know.

I had been comfy for a time,

All cozied up in a snug ball,

Then there's pushing pressure, and I'm

Delivered as nature does call

For me to be born, I assume,

A happy moment this does be,

As Doc pulls me out of Mom's womb,

And upside down, Doc's holding me.

Doc slaps me on my butt, and this

I consider as my first kiss.