Sense Sonnet - Acher

 Zoo Spew

On my electric scooter at

The zoo I rolled on over to

The outdoor hippo habitat,

Right up front and had a great view.

A hippo a few feet away

In the water suddenly stood.

Rear end to me began to sway.

Had a feeling this meant not good.

Of course I was right becuz then

That hippo decided time be

A huge number two to begin,

And out it sprayed all over me.

I could not see to hit reverse.

All I could do was sit and curse.