Sense Sonnet - Steamer

 "Ex"tra Star Gazing

My ex became my ex when she

Looked to the stars and saw divorce.

Her love was for astrology.

So I cheated on her of course.

As a result the court gave her

The house and most assets I had.

Her departing words to me were

The stars told her that I was bad.

For my ex I decided that

She should always have stars to view

Whenever in home habitat.

'Twas the very least I could do.

Into star signs my ex is grooved,

And so I had her roof removed.