Sense Sonnet - Tickler

 Fried "Eggs"ample

The wife was frying eggs for me

For breakfast thought I'd have some fun.

"Careful, more butter there should be."

"Careful, they're sticking one by one."

"Careful, I think you need more salt."

"And butter, eggs are still sticking."

"If they're ruined, it is your fault."

"I don't think you are listening."

The wife stared at me at did shout,

"Don't tell me on how eggs to fry."

"Do it yourself or go without."

I smiled and calmly did reply,

"Just giving you example of"

"Hearing you when I'm driving, Love."